Co-Pay Babies and Other Phrases

I am one of the millions guilty of giving birth to aThe End!
Co-Pay baby...actually I had two! The realI also gave birth to four, let me get this right, Beta
phrase-ology here is Co-Payment Cost Baby but I likeBabies: children conceived through fertility treatment.
mine shortened and sweet. If you haven't heard thisIn other words, their parents (and surrogates) know
before it basically means that the only money thattheir first and second beta numbers....and sometimes
your kid(s) cost you was the co-payment (fromthird! Maybe some of us become surrogates because
conception to birth) I had 2 of my own on this planwe feel guilty for the ability to have the Co-Pay
and let me tell you it IS cheaper and easier then IVFBabies and we search high and low through the "land
or any ART treatment. Duh! For my son and firstof infertility" for a person or couple who will allow us
born the only reason we shelled out any money at allto help them and make all their "secret hope stories"
was because 21 years ago 'they' consideredcome true. I am getting all of my words here from
circumcision to be a form of cosmetic surgery! (I amGlossary of All of My Made-up Words - in case you
glad my son doesn't read this because I think I justdon't have enough of your own. But I am telling you
told the world that he was circumcised!) 'They' arethat there is a lot to be said for the cost of giving
the Insurance Company. And 'we' paid the hospitalbirth to a dream...(my phrase)!
$100.00.